Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek

Sexting in Korean

Clothes on at the Nudist Resort

Listen Now: ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast

Weight Loss Surgery

Invite Chaos

Election Day Special 2024

Trump Voter 2024

Steamed Placentas

A Little Communism is Fine

Halloween House

Dreaming of Kamloops

A City of Extremes

Jersey Anonymous

A Series of Charming Distractions

Grandma's Turn

Introducing: Origins with Cush Jumbo

The Squishy Squid

Biked Across My State in Two Days

A Dot Dot Dot Moment

Beautiful Follow Ups: Love Is Everywhere (Bonus Episode)

Running a Food Pantry

Vegan Lesbian Horse Girl

Countdown to Parenthood

American Teenager in 2024

Grandpa Murdered Grandma

Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly)

The Resource Vector

Life at 1.5x Speed

Taking Off a Backpack Full of Rocks

Rules of Combat

The Most Thoughtful Caller

Raising the Roof Returns!

Our Nerdiest Caller Ever?

Raising the Roof (Skoolie Life)

Waiting for the Shame to Kick In

Local TV News Producer

Wrote the New Bible

Comedy-Themed Butt Tattoos

Borehole Geologist

Medieval Recreator

An Episode for Dave Matthews

Mother, Woman, Artist

Imagine a Road Trip in the Sky

The Hammer You Use to Smash Your Old Life Apart

Beautiful Follow-Ups: The Whirlpool Galaxy (BA+ Bonus)

Listen Now: The Cat in the Hat Cast

Calling from a Cruise Ship

Bonus: Gethard on Paul Giamatti's CHINWAG Podcast

Single on Valentine's Day

Heir to a Kite Store

The Pecking Order Is Real

Bonus: Dad at Peace

In Search of a City

Eat a Pickle

What Would Ian MacKaye Do?

Played Rugby, Changed My Life

2024 New Year's Resolutions

Piano Rock Priest

A Human Breathing

Santería

Niagara Falls

Introducing ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Talk Show

You're Not the Rizzler Anymore (Episode 400)

Left the Jehovah's Witnesses for Satanism

Never, Always, Should (F*** Jerry Lewis)

Gave My Dad a Kidney

Bought a Mardi Gras Float

Moved to an Island on a Whim

Introducing What It’s Like to Be…

Ship Builders on Adderall

Ex-Belly Dancer

A Real Life Dog Pile

Mom With a Second on the Way

Secret Internet Relationship

Betrayed By My First Love

Two Bad Dads

The "Love Is Everywhere" Waffle Brunch (live from Beautiful/Cononymous)

Hoagies, Cats, and Lyme

Beautiful Chaos

Indiana Jones is a Terrible Archaeologist

I Survived a Bear Attack and Plane Crash in the Same Year

The Mattress Underground (Live from Beaut/Con)

Sex Injury

IVF at 44

Met My Brother At 51

Ran Away to Mexico (Live from Beaut/Con)

Old School Hippie

2 Furries Fall In Love

I Evacuated Because Of The Wildfires

Murder Wedding (Live from Beaut/Con)

Outside the Box Psychologist

American Teenager in 2023

48-Year-Old Grandpa

Mommy On OnlyFans

Adult Baby/Diaper Lover

Ex-Husband Tried To Kill Me

Hardcore Yo-Yo Enthusiast

Curing Cancer in New Zealand

Ugly Custody Battle

The Chill Priest

Chris Gethard Presents: The Lonely Dad Conversations

Jersey Italian Grandma

Punk Rock Lawyer

Lean, Mean, and Serene

School Bus Mafia (Live from Phoenix)

My Dad Was An Axe Murderer

Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM)

Diarrhea In Burning Buildings (Live From Pittsburgh)

Americanize My Accent

Tales From A Timber Faller

Dating 3 People At Once

Sex As a New Mom

2023 New Year’s Resolutions

Snoop Dogg Stole My Xbox (Live from Asheville)

Boujee Dirtbag

Saving Feet, Saving Souls (Live from Durham)

Fell In Love With My Therapist

Great Grandma Was A Serial Killer (Live From Chicago)

Brain Surgery Changed My Boyfriend

Gay Zombies (Live From Edinburgh)

Let’s Talk About Grief

The Putty Man (Live from Madison)

Library Boy (Live from Cudahy)

From Slinging Bibles to Slinging Knives

Could You Beat a Raccoon In a Fight? (Live from Edinburgh)

Succeeding At Failure (Live from Edinburgh)

Ranger Danger

Pole Dancing & A Talking Bird (Live from Portland)

Pharmacy Technician to Welder

Wedding Season (Live from Michigan)

The Nerd That Becomes the Bully

Dodging Bombs & Tornados (Live from Boston)

Big City To The Middle of Nowhere

Cocaine Lady Is Also a Scorpio (Live from Pittsburgh)

Young Guy With A Positive Attitude

Nothing But Threesomes (Live from Woodstock)

Quitting Journalism

Solo Traveler (Live From Sirius XM)

Heart Attack At 42

Foster Parents Who Love D&D (Live from Seattle)

Two Married People Have An Affair

Big Time Goof (Live from Ann Arbor)

Queerness and Faith

Drug Money For Law School

Improvisational Jazz

Raising a Son With Autism

Mixed-Orientation Marriage

The Land Of Smiles (Live from Denver)

Identical Twins

Attacked By Birds Listening to Beautiful/Anonymous (Live from Sacramento)

Autopsy Technician

New Job, Dead Dad

Monogamish

Clothing Optional Gay Resort (Live from San Francisco)

Hiked the Appalachian Trail

Divorced at 25

Warrior Shaman

First Burp, First Kid (Live From Omaha)

Dating and Disabled

Engaged, But In Love With Someone Else

I'm a Sugar Baby

Bonus: Dad On Pills

Traditional Mexican Parents

Bread-sexual (Live From Rochester)

Met My Fiancé at Her Wedding

300 Episodes, 300 Minutes

2022 New Year's Resolutions

Borderline Caricature of an Alaskan

Ex-Husband Was A Pastor

Adopting as a Trans Person

Sexual Dungeons and Dragons

Frog Bog and A Porn Closet

Mom Fell In Love With a Scam Artist

Crisis Hotline Worker

Met My Husband on Tinder

Honor Among The Barbers Of Kansas (Live From Philly)

Got a Squatter

Most Isolated City In The World

Used To Be A Monk

An Italian Living In The US

Famous In Richmond

Selling Sex Toys in Vegas

Psychiatric Nurse

The Funeral Industry vs. Disneyland

A Real Life Rom-Com

Quit My Job, Now I Sell Crossbows

Porno Disco Parties

Losing DACA

Diagnosed with Parkinson's At 30

Hippie Dippie Public Speaking Consultant

A Posh Liver Transplant

Dating During COVID

Odd Duck Trucker

It Happened For A Reason

Marijuana Mansion

Love Addict

Mr. Postman

Native American Biological Engineer

Saved By The Meow

The Real Netherlands

Apple Watch Saved My Life

Black Teacher In Minneapolis

27, Dating A 53 Year Old

Introducing Real Good

Moving To Another Country

I'm A Surrogate: Part 2

I'm A Surrogate

Chinese American Adoptee

Beautiful Shorties: One Year Later

Analyze My Dreams

Let's Talk About Sex

Beautiful Shorties: 72 Year Old Life Review

Hallucinating Gremlins

Choose Love Everyday

Beautiful Shorties: Mental Health Researcher

Unhoused

Widower Remarried

Beautiful Shorties: Trans Woman In The Bible Belt

My Son Is Deaf

My Friend Took Their Own Life

Bonus: New Jersey Is The World

I'm Narcoleptic And Collapsed During Sex

Gay 1st Generation Chinese American Best Friend

Beautiful Shorties: OnlyFans, Good Sex, & Grilled Cheese

I Was In A Harem

Dad Died By Euthanasia

Beautiful Resolutions for 2021

Mrs. Claus Uncensored

Chicano and Trans

Another 39 Year Old Grandma

My Friend Murdered Someone

A Pirate's Life

Everyone Is A Survivor (Tanya from Motor City Mayhem)

Beautiful Follow-Ups: Goosey Bumpies (#187 Motor City Mayhem)

My Husband Cheated With My Best Friend

Groundhog Day

Campaign Staffer

Get Out (Of The Closet)

Ending A Parade of Tragedies

315 Days Without Opiates

Fell In Love With A Hobo

The Orgy Dome

My Parents Were Psychics

My Dead Lover Is My Sperm Donor

Syrian Refugee

A Special Ed Teacher with Autism

Rescue Mission To America

Caught My Husband With A Sex Worker

Math Guy vs. Geth

Protesting Magician In Portland

A Posh Perspective

Asexual Ex-Conservative Lunchlady

Introducing California Love

Stalked By My Ex

Mexican American Iowan

A Bar Star Comes Out, Again

Romantic Wrestler

A Black Woman in America

Touching Strangers Faces

Quitting Weed

Native Alaskan in Anchorage

Quarantine Breakup

Parkour Yoda

EMT In The Epicenter

My Partner is a Medical Mystery

Don't Say The C Word

How To Date A Sketch Comedian

Union Worker vs. Robot Dog Uprising

London Is Savage (in Quarantine)

Love In The Time Of Coronavirus

My Girlfriend Cheated, I Got A Dog

I'm The Best Lyft Driver

Hit By A Truck

Phone Call Hole In One

An Octopus Living in Baltimore

Dry Eyes But 2020 Vision

200.5 Bonus: Two Hundred Things I've Learned From Beautiful/Anonymous

Citizen Of The World

Bigot Chicken

Punky Brewster Saves The World

Kinda Famous Secret Half Brother

Beautiful Resolutions for 2020

Dredging It Up Again

You Can Go Back To Your Seat Now, Thanks

Philosopher Chef

I Did Poopy & I Know Calculus

Foster To Adopt

Chill (with Justifiable Rage)

Polyamorous Group Real Estate

Aspiring Pro Wrestler

Motor City Mayhem (Murdered Dads)

Ayahuasca

I Love You, Dad

Traffic

Bad Luck Johnny

The Raccoon Roommate

Piles of Walking Goop

Jammers vs. Blockers

The Size of a Cantaloupe

Partner In Prison

A True (Modern) Love Story

The Choctaw & Irish Connection

Fighting Through Life

The Squirrel and the Giraffe

I Found Closure

Babysitting (Drunk People)

I’ve Never Told Anyone

No Guide Book to Grief

The Raccoon Incident

Clinical Psychologist

Go With The Flow

The Ultimate Bad Roommate Story

Life Is Weird

The Cuckoo’s Nest

More Alike Than Different

The Adventures of Glandon Oakfoot

A Hero's Journey

Sky Full of Ghosts

Kaleidoscope of Danger

Called Once, Listened Never

Broke In The USA

Porn, Drugs, Murder & Learning To Love

Episode 1: Harry’s Aussie Best Friend

Hold My Caipirinha

Jetmouth

My Dad Owns A Strip Club

Car Crash

Love At First [blank]

The King of Silver Linings

Meta Millennial

RINO

In Loving Arms

Crying Into My Boba

American Ex-Pat & Berlin Go-Between

My First Job Interview Ever

Beautiful Follow-Ups: Love Goes On (#69 - Love Is Everywhere)

144.5 Bonus: Beautiful Resolutions for 2019

Queer Feminist Pagan Yuletide

28-Year-Old College Student

A Bridge Between Humans

Gay Mormon

I Lost 150 Pounds

Basement Infidelity

House Burned Down

Color of Sunshine, Color of Moonlight

Wilderness Rehabilitation

Vanity & Sanity

Upward Slide of Happiness

Nap Time

I Survived A Mass Shooting

What’s It Like To Be A Man Today?

My Year of Sexploration

Not Afraid of Life

Nervous Interrupter (Let's All F***)

40 Lbs of Cat

A Saudi Student in Canada

Major Postal Bitch

Goose, Not Maverick

Hanukkah With Fidel

Northern Ireland

Prison Bound

Out Of The Closet

39-Year-Old Grandma

I Cry On The Toilet

Smoking Weed in Christiania

She Killed My Father

The Chillionaire

Charity Laundry

Irish Wake

Quiet Rage

Death Row Lawyer

Virtual Dominatrix

If They Say No, They Mean No

Road Dogs

It’s Quiet Time

Tasmanian Sex Ed Circus Performer

Honne and Tatemae

The Whirlpool Galaxy

Brady Bunch Wedding / Ron Paul’s Baby Returns

Dealer Turned Surgeon

English Idyll

One Hundred Anonymous

Sober Mathematician

Chemo Chameleon

In The Candy Aisle

Boy Crazy

Monogamous Animals

The Puppet Master

Bonus: Beautiful Resolutions

Successful Stalker

Wisdom From The Bushman

Picture A Sunset

Hipster Hospice Chaplain

Black Cloud of a Husband

Cadaver Epiphany

Head Injury

Plant Splooge

Moravian Trademonk

A True Crime Investigator

The Relaxed Satanist

Sex Toys and Bourbon

Rabbits and Catholics

Hiding In A Storage Space

Civil War Survivor

Bloomin' Love

Coming Out with Katie Couric

A Big Hole

Charlottesville

Holy Moly

Homeschooled Bigfoot Hunter

Aussie Best Friend

American Studies

Tattoo Parlor

Love Is Everywhere

Married The Day We Met

Country AF

Sex Drugs and Retail

Deaf

Mother Moon (Live in Portland, Oregon)

Singer Who Won't Sing

Just Like A Johnny Cash Song

Rekindling An Old Friendship

Public Defender

First Kiss

Vinyl Market Researcher

Swingers

A Midwife Discusses Birth Schmutz

Trail Blazer

What Not To Ask A Trans Person

Cruise Ship Mafia

Ron Paul's Baby Part 2

Made Out With My Teacher

Fugitive Father

Bisexual Brahmin

Power Grid of Love

Illness, Love & Dogs

4 Kids 0 Spaghetti

Inside The Heroin Epidemic

American Daughter

Marching Band Teacher

Queer Black Punk in Appalachia

Escape From A Cult

Single Mom Cancer Survivor

A Sister Scorned

Fail Army Cop

5% Romantic Interest

Cuddly Pudge

Shakespeare On Molly

A Spooky Episode

IRL-ASMR

All About Cash

10,000 Pounds

Shopping at the Face Depot

The Mom is Anonymous Too

Daddy Dearest

Chronotopes in Paris

Hot Scoop

Noodlebody

I Cry When I Run

Anglican Bipolar Blacksheep

A Competitive Spirit

Make Fruit Baskets Great Again

Vegan Uncle Buck

Strangers on a Train

OTL in a Hopeless Place

Early Onset

At Sea On a Cardboard Boat (Live at the Vulture Festival)

The Hardest Part Is That You Love Me

Jack Mormon

Married to a Monster

Alcoholics Anonymous

Jersey Boy

4 Kids 0 Sex

Up All Night

Running Down a Stapler

The Cycle of Life

Mountain Man vs. City Boy

A Real Life Superhero

The Most Amazing Destruction

The Illustrator

Passport, Exodus

Ron Paul's Baby

Preview: Beautiful / Anonymous