Dear Hank & John

    Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

  • 401: Goodreads Therapy

  • 400: For Those Who Are Still Listening

  • 399: God of Frogtok

  • 398: Organic Plastic

  • 397: A Top Podcast for Teens

  • 396: I’m About to Become an Expert

  • 395: Your One Wild and Precious Corpse

  • 394: I Think Very Highly of Me (Live at VidCon!)

  • 393: I Hope You Forgot to Record

  • 392: Kill The Part That Cringes

  • 391: High Priest of Beef Days

  • 390: Breathe Mars (w/ Dr. Katie Mack!)

  • Introducing The Universe

  • 389: Dear Honk and Jane

  • 388: Turtle the Moon

  • 387: Hard Pivot to Beef

  • 386: Play Me Some More Fiddle

  • 385: Duology

  • 384: A Martian Ocean

  • 383: The College Freaktacular

  • 382: Dental Spider-bots

  • 381: Until Oblivion Hits

  • 380: GreenChat 2024

  • 379: Rainbow Moon

  • 378: Pelican Dream Chat

  • 377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version

  • 376: Death of the Dad Joke

  • 375: The Water Episode

  • 374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic

  • 373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!)

  • 372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?

  • 371: Eyeglasses, A Finger, I Dunno

  • 370: Solving a Space Murder (w/ Sam Reich!)

  • 369: Now It Gets German (w/Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 368: Cowboys Through and Through (w/ Roman Mars!)

  • 367: Sharkface Unicycle Boy

  • 366: Just Science Day (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)

  • 365: Some Guy Died in This House

  • 364: Yourami (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 363: What is Sadness, Even, To a Mouse?

  • 362: Time and Cheese Grater

  • 361: The Murky Passions

  • 360: Katherine's Question Challenge

  • 359: Converted to Goldendoodles

  • 358: My Heart Muscle's Chiseled

  • 357: Who Should Come But The News

  • 356: Screaming in a Large Space

  • 355: The Spy Who Traumatized Me

  • 354: Major Major Major Major

  • 353: Good for the Gaggle

  • 352: Self-Serving Sarcophagi (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 351: Sphere the Atmos

  • 350: Fully Two Selves

  • 349: The Rooster Gauntlet

  • 348: Good Old Demily

  • 347: The Ultimate Stalemate, Emotionally (w/ Mark Watson!)

  • 346: Pete's A John

  • 345: Did He Have Rats?

  • 344: A Film of Scuzz

  • 343: Raccoonanity

  • 342: Recovered Ancient Knowledge

  • 341: Juice the Cloud (w/ Randall Munroe!)

  • 340: Blame the Bird

  • 339: Every Building is a Vehicle (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan!)

  • 338: The Stupidest Birds in the Forest

  • 337: Reserved for Mateys

  • 336: Welcome to Wendy's

  • 335: Just Boil It

  • 334: The Nose of A Mouse

  • 333: Crabulo.us

  • 332: As It Transpired

  • 331: The Edge of a Very Small Wilderness

  • 330: The Dear Hank Rejoinder

  • 329: Here's How to Lose Every Time

  • 328: The Dear John Episode

  • 327: One Drop of the Dirtiest Water (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 326: The Best of Dear Hank and John, Vol. 3

  • 325: Just A Chicken Floated By (w/ Roman Mars!)

  • 324: mOON NOT COLD?

  • 323: Hoop Seated

  • 322: Front Row Salad Bar (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 321: Chicken Yoga (w/ Chelsea Fagan!)

  • 320: Fried A

  • 319: The Bug & Shrimp Wordle Hour

  • 318: Opposing Squirrel Vibes

  • 317: The Sleepy Holler Hanna Banjo Band

  • 316: The Lovecraftian Squirrel Situation

  • 315: Orlampa Raxerati

  • 314: The Ultimate Week in Ryans (w/Ryan Reynolds!)

  • 313: I Will Not Engage

  • 312: Chonkadees

  • 311: Confurious (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)

  • 310: Ruined Rax Pants

  • 309: The Modern Pacifier

  • 308: No More Dongles

  • 307: Snizza John

  • 306: Lemon People Bucket Problem

  • 305: No Manholes Allowed

  • 304: Snotty Little Crapburger

  • 303: Come Back With A Warrant

  • 302: Please, Your Reimbursement Here

  • 301: Super Humble Spy Brothers

  • 300: Robocalling Ryans

  • 299: A Very Dark Place Inside My Bones

  • 298: The Whens and Wheres of Thens and Theres (w/Jess Zafarris!)

  • 297: The Mariko Aoki Brothers

  • 296: The Y'all Call

  • 295: Have I Got Some Roaches For You

  • 294: We Messed Up, So Let's Talk Crash Course!

  • 293: A Fiction of Light

  • 292: AlienzBop

  • 291: The Dear Hank Letter

  • 290: Independent Elmer Experts

  • 289: No Moon Chickens

  • 288: I Thought I'd Come Up With A Joke

  • 287: The AFC Wimbledon & Mars Spectacular

  • 286: A Number Likely to Go Up

  • 285: A Pill Meant for Horses

  • 284: Brain Secretions Worthy of Consumption (w/ Charlie Jane Anders!)

  • 283: Nightmare Antz (w/ Ashley C. Ford!)

  • 282: The Silly Brothers

  • 281: Reverse Photon Farts

  • 280: Music in the Wind (w/ Katherine Green!)

  • 279: Live Your Whimsy (w/Farah Alibay!)

  • 278: Popeulation Density

  • 277: One Quirk Too Many

  • 276: An Onomatopoetic Wifi Explainer

  • 275: What Good Death Quotes

  • 274: Not and Never Both

  • 273: John's Shark Bite

  • 272: If It Was A Good Moose

  • 271: The Best Pant (Live at VidCon London w/Hannah Witton!)

  • 270: Frailty's Pickle

  • 269: Into the Future, Vittorio

  • 268: How Onion Weight Per Onion

  • 267: One From the Archives

  • 266: Doin' My Work, Jerk

  • 265: The Kazoo Came First

  • 264: The Opposite of a Trophy

  • 263: Before the Acorns

  • 262: The Old Ramen Factory (Live in Carmel, IN!)

  • 261: Not Pastable

  • 260: His One Loamy Weakness

  • 259: Infinite Bird

  • 258: A Really Old Cheetah

  • 257: There Eye Am (w/ Taha Khan at VidCon London!)

  • 256: A Lonely Road (w/Jacob Goldstein!)

  • 255: Hello, Mr. & Mr. Green

  • 254: It Ain't Easy Being Green Bunnies

  • 253: Tensor Tympani Work With Me

  • 252: A Comedy Podcast About Chemical Equilibrium

  • 251: 5 Seconds is 1 Mile

  • 250: Carl Yastrzemski's Business School

  • 249: The Liverbird in the Room (Live at VidCon Now!)

  • 248: Nature's Solar Panels

  • 247: Lobster Dream Hands

  • 246: A Hard Wet Sponge

  • 245: We Are Held Together by Sunlight

  • 244: screamingfrog.mp3

  • 243: Either 8½ or 68 Million

  • 242: I Was Dunking a Basketball (Live in Atlanta, GA!)

  • 241: An Exhaustive & Exhausting Study

  • 240: Mail Order Memes

  • 239: Does This Have Walnuts or Pecans?

  • 238: The Meteor Men

  • 237: A Well-Balanced Breakfast

  • 236: Connoisseurs of Our Own Embarrassments

  • 235: Do Duck Stuff While Ye May

  • 234: I Know About Drowsy, Too, Buddy

  • 233: The Adventures of Yukon John and Glass Foot Hank (w/ Dr. Aaron Carroll!)

  • 232: The Construction Paper Diploma

  • 231: Bouquet Trebuchet (Live in Raleigh, NC!)

  • 230: The Hot Love of Angry Pigeons

  • 229: You Don't Know When the Sickness Is Coming (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 228: You Say Banana, I Say Banana (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

  • 227: One-Star Statue Reviews

  • 226: It Is the Monkey

  • 225: It’s a Hit and They Get Kicked (Live From St. Petersburg, FL!)

  • 224: The Octopuscene

  • 223: All at Once for Everyone

  • 222: Just a Man Who’s Lost His Dongle

  • 221: Favorites of the 2010s

  • 220: Haunted Christmas Trees

  • 219: How to Become Part Crow

  • 218: Hank & John's Airport Stories

  • 217: Rocks to Earth 2028!

  • 216: Zombie Turtle Party

  • 215: The Big Card

  • 214: Crime Dentures

  • 213: Baddy One Shoe

  • 212: The Billionaire Cactus Ghost

  • 211: You Can Tik Whatever You Can Tok, Baby (Live from VidCon Australia w/ Zach Kornfeld!)

  • 210: Chest Moose Tattoo (w/ SciShow Tangents!)

  • 209: Sword Dabbing (Live from Minneapolis, MN!)

  • 208: Speedo Minotaur Guy (Live from Madison, WI!)

  • 207: The Still Escalators of Doom

  • 206: If You Can't Put Your Mouth There... (with Andrew Levitt AKA Nina West!)

  • 205: Piggy Bank Toughness

  • 204: Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit

  • 203: Joy, Attention, Justice, Hips Don't Lie

  • 202: Pants Clone

  • 201: Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020

  • 200: Only If You Got Enough Life Jackets

  • 199: The Best of Dear Hank & John #2!

  • 198: No Ticket Out

  • 197: It's All About Empowerment! (w/ Jenny Owen Youngs!)

  • 196: There Is Nothing You Are Not

  • 195: Fun with Bob and John!

  • 194: Fortunately, They Are Not Carnivores

  • 193: It's Like a Pool of Liver!

  • 192: Raised on a Yacht (w/ Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft!)

  • 191: The Engagement Duck

  • 190: The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

  • 189: Weird Statistics

  • 188: The Imperial Bridal March

  • 187: The Uncle Mike Way of Life

  • 186: The Morlon Wiley Way In

  • 185: Time-Traveling Battle Axes

  • 184: Lady with the Time Piece (w/ Helen Zaltzman!)

  • 183: John's Subway Safety Procedures

  • 182: It’s All Hermeneutics to Me

  • 181: Comforting Existential Crises (w/ Jana Hisham!)

  • 180: The Bird Thunderdome (w/ Katherine Green!)

  • 179: The Queen's Dream Job (w/ Danielle Bainbridge!)

  • 178: Snack Man! (Live at PodCon!)

  • 177: Gum Influencers

  • 176: The Celebrity Life Coaches of Your Dreams

  • 175: Burn It All!!!!

  • 174: The Mysterious "Stolen" Car

  • 173: My Ghost Date, Timothy

  • 172: Get in Touch with Your Glitter Side

  • 171: Our Pasta-Making Robot Overlords

  • 170: You Can Trust Us, We're Aliens

  • 169: A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun

  • 168: All of Them, Including LinkedIn

  • 167: A Song Called Shhh

  • 166: Do Not Enter the Secret Room

  • 165: We're Gonna Make It

  • 164: The Kurt Vonnegut Special

  • 163: A Man's Man's Guide to Potassium

  • Hello from Hank and John!

  • 162: The Fault in Our Mars

  • 161: Your Dabbing Uncle Hank

  • 160: You Are Not My Bus

  • 159: The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork

  • 158: President Alligator

  • 157: It's My Soundtrack! (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

  • 156: There Is a Diversity of Opinions Among the People Who Drive This Car

  • 155: Drunk Fruit Squirrels

  • 154: You're Doing Great (w/ Tessa Violet!)

  • 153: Perfectly Normal Art Projects (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 152: Thank You, Hot Fries!!

  • 151: Dapper Dudes

  • 150: Spicy Limes

  • 148: Hiding Nuts

  • 147: Celebrities on a Plane

  • 146: Skate with Snakes

  • 145: Wait to Panic

  • 144: Great, Robust Berries (w/ Jenny Lawson!)

  • 143: Eleven Peas

  • 139: What If the Moon Was One of Us

  • 138: Snappy the T. rex

  • 137: Manhole & Me

  • 136: Wake Up Canadian

  • 135: Danger Noodles and Little Boops (w/ Emily Graslie!)

  • 134: The Millennial Avocadome

  • 133: Fork Bouquet

  • 132: Schrödinger's Floor

  • 131: Space War Fears

  • 130: The LaCroix Boix

  • 129: The Worst Guest Books

  • 128: AARTcoin

  • 127: How to Befriend a Crow

  • 126: The Space Alien Orange Peel Health Craze

  • 125: Book Hangovers (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

  • 124: Liars and Litterers and Thieves

  • 123: The Incredible Glamorous Hulk

  • 122: The Last Brand Deal

  • 121: Every Plum Has Its Thorn

  • 120: Snake Cuddle Time

  • 119: Water Is Dry (w/ Greg Miller!)

  • 118: Heavy Baby Bib! (w/ Alex Goldman!)

  • 117: Lightsaber Your Tiny House (w/ Katherine Green!)

  • 116: Do Not Enter the Craft Fort! (w/ Caitlin Hofmeister!)

  • 115: Semi-Immortal 35-Year-Olds on Mars

  • 114: Confused About Batman

  • 113: Aardvarks with Guns

  • 112: Toaster Is a Wolf to Dog

  • 111: Omagles All the Way Down

  • 110: One and Less Extra Bone

  • 109: The Catastrophizing Kindergarten Teacher

  • 108: We Would All Be Flounders

  • 107: skREvEL!

  • 106: Cannibal Mermaids

  • 105: Fancy Diving

  • 104: Dove Quivering

  • 103: There Are No Boxes (w/ Gaby Dunn!)

  • 102: The Friend Bucket

  • 101: Knit like a Mofo

  • 100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!

  • 99: A Fusing of the Hair

  • 98: An Army of Burrito Children (w/ Dodie Clark!)

  • 97: Lemon Salty Whales

  • 96: Next Level Laziness

  • 95: Lawn Care Vigilantism

  • 94: Pocket Conspiracy Theories (w/ Matthew Gaydos!)

  • 93: Nothing Fits on a Bumper Sticker

  • 92: Cewebrity

  • 91: Everything Is Everything (w/ Mayim Bialik!)

  • 90: Glitter Soul

  • 89: A Rich Guy with an Affinity for Bats

  • 88: Hank's Profound Graduation Speech

  • 87: The Future Is Gonna Rule

  • 86: This Week in Ryans

  • 85: Stay Gold, Potaterson

  • 84: Live from NerdCon: Nerdfighteria!

  • 83: There's No Rock and Roll on Mars

  • 82: Where There Was Previously Nothing

  • 81: Always Making Progress Forever

  • 80: Life Is Hard and Also Has Good Things

  • 79: Tiny Useless Pelvises (That Are Still There)

  • 78: Being Sure

  • 77: Save Us, Giant Octopus

  • 76: The Best of Dear Hank & John

  • 75: The Nutrient Coconut Milk of Sin (w/ Katherine Green!)

  • 74: The Kindness Muscle

  • 73: Planes, Trains, and Automosqueals

  • 72: Planet Dirt (Hank Returns!)

  • 71: Only Pause for Applause (w/ Hannah Hart!)

  • 70: The Rhythmic Thud of the Space Bar (w/ Ashley Ford!)

  • 69: Live from NerdCon: Stories (w/ Karen Hallion!)

  • 68: Gaga in Space (w/ Tyler Oakley!)

  • 67: Feeling Home

  • 66: A Great Bit of Oratory

  • 65: But... You're a Horse

  • 64: Really Terrible Scandinavian Geography Lessons

  • 63: World Queen

  • 62: Pumpkins and Penguins (and Fiddles)

  • 61: Tiny Acts of Kindness

  • 60: There Is Almost Always a Future

  • 59: Hank's Disaster Preparedness Plan

  • 58: That's the Science (w/ Flula!)

  • 57: Og Nomekop

  • 56: Is It Going to Throw Up?

  • 55: A Proper Dumpster Fire

  • 54: Nerd Punk

  • 53: The Worst Episode Ever

  • 52: We Are in This Together

  • 51: Weird/Bad Dancefighting

  • 50: Things Are Like Other Things

  • 49: Not Not an Adult (w/ Sydney Green!)

  • 48: Pizza John Priorities

  • 47: You're Gonna Be Okay

  • 46: Brotherhood 3.0

  • 45: Not Knowing

  • 44: A Life Sandwich

  • 43: Gotta Be Kitten

  • 42: Mayonnaise Malaise

  • 41: In the Absence of Toes

  • 40: Almost Distressingly Good Advice

  • 39: Feelings Are All Right (with Katherine Green)

  • 38: The Smelling in Your Dwelling

  • 37: The Floridiest Place

  • 36: Grief Is Super Weird

  • 35: Should I Get Baptized if I Don't Believe?

  • 34: YouTube Freaky Friday

  • 33: Putting Water in Cereal?!

  • 32: Broccoli-Flavored Chocolate

  • 31: Breakin' the Law (and Being Good.)

  • 30: Ending the Hiaaeetus!

  • 29: Barbershop Genghis

  • 28: John's Top Ten Probable Apocalypse List

  • 27: Giving Gifts without Breaking the Bank

  • 26: Should I Make Out with My Roommate?

  • 25: LIVE IN NEW YORK it's NARS MEWS!

  • 24: The Great Finger Licking Debate

  • 20: This Episode Contains Puke

  • 19: Should I Abandon My Stuffed Animal?

  • 18: Coming to Terms with your Nerdiness

  • 17: Meeting Taylor Swift('s parents)

  • 16: Handling Awful Roomates

  • 15: Get That In Your Mouth!

  • 14: Jurassic Mars

  • 13: John and Hank and Wheezy Waiter!

  • 12: Tree Climbing Strategies

  • 11: How Do You "Make Something of Yourself"?

  • 10: When Your Friend Likes Ayn Rand...

  • 9: Dear Hank and Felicia (w/ Felicia Day!)

  • 8: Dear Hank and Grace (w/ Grace Helbig!)

  • 7: What to do About Stomach Farts

  • 6: Would You Eat a Moon Sandwich? (w/ Emma Blackery!)

  • 5: Should I Lie to Get a Job? (w/ Maureen Johnson!)

  • 4: What's in a Name?

  • 3: Pain Demands to be Felt

  • 2: It's a Humor Podcast!

  • 1: The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?

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