400: For Those Who Are Still Listening

399: God of Frogtok

398: Organic Plastic

397: A Top Podcast for Teens

396: I’m About to Become an Expert

395: Your One Wild and Precious Corpse

394: I Think Very Highly of Me (Live at VidCon!)

393: I Hope You Forgot to Record

392: Kill The Part That Cringes

391: High Priest of Beef Days

390: Breathe Mars (w/ Dr. Katie Mack!)

Introducing The Universe

389: Dear Honk and Jane

388: Turtle the Moon

387: Hard Pivot to Beef

386: Play Me Some More Fiddle

385: Duology

384: A Martian Ocean

383: The College Freaktacular

382: Dental Spider-bots

381: Until Oblivion Hits

380: GreenChat 2024

379: Rainbow Moon

378: Pelican Dream Chat

377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version

376: Death of the Dad Joke

375: The Water Episode

374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic

373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!)

372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?

371: Eyeglasses, A Finger, I Dunno

370: Solving a Space Murder (w/ Sam Reich!)

369: Now It Gets German (w/Sarah Urist Green!)

368: Cowboys Through and Through (w/ Roman Mars!)

367: Sharkface Unicycle Boy

366: Just Science Day (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)

365: Some Guy Died in This House

364: Yourami (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

363: What is Sadness, Even, To a Mouse?

362: Time and Cheese Grater

361: The Murky Passions

360: Katherine's Question Challenge

359: Converted to Goldendoodles

358: My Heart Muscle's Chiseled

357: Who Should Come But The News

356: Screaming in a Large Space

355: The Spy Who Traumatized Me

354: Major Major Major Major

353: Good for the Gaggle

352: Self-Serving Sarcophagi (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

351: Sphere the Atmos

350: Fully Two Selves

349: The Rooster Gauntlet

348: Good Old Demily

347: The Ultimate Stalemate, Emotionally (w/ Mark Watson!)

346: Pete's A John

345: Did He Have Rats?

344: A Film of Scuzz

343: Raccoonanity

342: Recovered Ancient Knowledge

341: Juice the Cloud (w/ Randall Munroe!)

340: Blame the Bird

339: Every Building is a Vehicle (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan!)

338: The Stupidest Birds in the Forest

337: Reserved for Mateys

336: Welcome to Wendy's

335: Just Boil It

334: The Nose of A Mouse

333: Crabulo.us

332: As It Transpired

331: The Edge of a Very Small Wilderness

330: The Dear Hank Rejoinder

329: Here's How to Lose Every Time

328: The Dear John Episode

327: One Drop of the Dirtiest Water (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

326: The Best of Dear Hank and John, Vol. 3

325: Just A Chicken Floated By (w/ Roman Mars!)

324: mOON NOT COLD?

323: Hoop Seated

322: Front Row Salad Bar (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

321: Chicken Yoga (w/ Chelsea Fagan!)

320: Fried A

319: The Bug & Shrimp Wordle Hour

318: Opposing Squirrel Vibes

317: The Sleepy Holler Hanna Banjo Band

316: The Lovecraftian Squirrel Situation

315: Orlampa Raxerati

314: The Ultimate Week in Ryans (w/Ryan Reynolds!)

313: I Will Not Engage

312: Chonkadees

311: Confurious (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)

310: Ruined Rax Pants

309: The Modern Pacifier

308: No More Dongles

307: Snizza John

306: Lemon People Bucket Problem

305: No Manholes Allowed

304: Snotty Little Crapburger

303: Come Back With A Warrant

302: Please, Your Reimbursement Here

301: Super Humble Spy Brothers

300: Robocalling Ryans

299: A Very Dark Place Inside My Bones

298: The Whens and Wheres of Thens and Theres (w/Jess Zafarris!)

297: The Mariko Aoki Brothers

296: The Y'all Call

295: Have I Got Some Roaches For You

294: We Messed Up, So Let's Talk Crash Course!

293: A Fiction of Light

292: AlienzBop

291: The Dear Hank Letter

290: Independent Elmer Experts

289: No Moon Chickens

288: I Thought I'd Come Up With A Joke

287: The AFC Wimbledon & Mars Spectacular

286: A Number Likely to Go Up

285: A Pill Meant for Horses

284: Brain Secretions Worthy of Consumption (w/ Charlie Jane Anders!)

283: Nightmare Antz (w/ Ashley C. Ford!)

282: The Silly Brothers

281: Reverse Photon Farts

280: Music in the Wind (w/ Katherine Green!)

279: Live Your Whimsy (w/Farah Alibay!)

278: Popeulation Density

277: One Quirk Too Many

276: An Onomatopoetic Wifi Explainer

275: What Good Death Quotes

274: Not and Never Both

273: John's Shark Bite

272: If It Was A Good Moose

271: The Best Pant (Live at VidCon London w/Hannah Witton!)

270: Frailty's Pickle

269: Into the Future, Vittorio

268: How Onion Weight Per Onion

267: One From the Archives

266: Doin' My Work, Jerk

265: The Kazoo Came First

264: The Opposite of a Trophy

263: Before the Acorns

262: The Old Ramen Factory (Live in Carmel, IN!)

261: Not Pastable

260: His One Loamy Weakness

259: Infinite Bird

258: A Really Old Cheetah

257: There Eye Am (w/ Taha Khan at VidCon London!)

256: A Lonely Road (w/Jacob Goldstein!)

255: Hello, Mr. & Mr. Green

254: It Ain't Easy Being Green Bunnies

253: Tensor Tympani Work With Me

252: A Comedy Podcast About Chemical Equilibrium

251: 5 Seconds is 1 Mile

250: Carl Yastrzemski's Business School

249: The Liverbird in the Room (Live at VidCon Now!)

248: Nature's Solar Panels

247: Lobster Dream Hands

246: A Hard Wet Sponge

245: We Are Held Together by Sunlight

244: screamingfrog.mp3

243: Either 8½ or 68 Million

242: I Was Dunking a Basketball (Live in Atlanta, GA!)

241: An Exhaustive & Exhausting Study

240: Mail Order Memes

239: Does This Have Walnuts or Pecans?

238: The Meteor Men

237: A Well-Balanced Breakfast

236: Connoisseurs of Our Own Embarrassments

235: Do Duck Stuff While Ye May

234: I Know About Drowsy, Too, Buddy

233: The Adventures of Yukon John and Glass Foot Hank (w/ Dr. Aaron Carroll!)

232: The Construction Paper Diploma

231: Bouquet Trebuchet (Live in Raleigh, NC!)

230: The Hot Love of Angry Pigeons

229: You Don't Know When the Sickness Is Coming (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

228: You Say Banana, I Say Banana (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

227: One-Star Statue Reviews

226: It Is the Monkey

225: It’s a Hit and They Get Kicked (Live From St. Petersburg, FL!)

224: The Octopuscene

223: All at Once for Everyone

222: Just a Man Who’s Lost His Dongle

221: Favorites of the 2010s

220: Haunted Christmas Trees

219: How to Become Part Crow

218: Hank & John's Airport Stories

217: Rocks to Earth 2028!

216: Zombie Turtle Party

215: The Big Card

214: Crime Dentures

213: Baddy One Shoe

212: The Billionaire Cactus Ghost

211: You Can Tik Whatever You Can Tok, Baby (Live from VidCon Australia w/ Zach Kornfeld!)

210: Chest Moose Tattoo (w/ SciShow Tangents!)

209: Sword Dabbing (Live from Minneapolis, MN!)

208: Speedo Minotaur Guy (Live from Madison, WI!)

207: The Still Escalators of Doom

206: If You Can't Put Your Mouth There... (with Andrew Levitt AKA Nina West!)

205: Piggy Bank Toughness

204: Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit

203: Joy, Attention, Justice, Hips Don't Lie

202: Pants Clone

201: Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020

200: Only If You Got Enough Life Jackets

199: The Best of Dear Hank & John #2!

198: No Ticket Out

197: It's All About Empowerment! (w/ Jenny Owen Youngs!)

196: There Is Nothing You Are Not

195: Fun with Bob and John!

194: Fortunately, They Are Not Carnivores

193: It's Like a Pool of Liver!

192: Raised on a Yacht (w/ Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft!)

191: The Engagement Duck

190: The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

189: Weird Statistics

188: The Imperial Bridal March

187: The Uncle Mike Way of Life

186: The Morlon Wiley Way In

185: Time-Traveling Battle Axes

184: Lady with the Time Piece (w/ Helen Zaltzman!)

183: John's Subway Safety Procedures

182: It’s All Hermeneutics to Me

181: Comforting Existential Crises (w/ Jana Hisham!)

180: The Bird Thunderdome (w/ Katherine Green!)

179: The Queen's Dream Job (w/ Danielle Bainbridge!)

178: Snack Man! (Live at PodCon!)

177: Gum Influencers

176: The Celebrity Life Coaches of Your Dreams

175: Burn It All!!!!

174: The Mysterious "Stolen" Car

173: My Ghost Date, Timothy

172: Get in Touch with Your Glitter Side

171: Our Pasta-Making Robot Overlords

170: You Can Trust Us, We're Aliens

169: A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun

168: All of Them, Including LinkedIn

167: A Song Called Shhh

166: Do Not Enter the Secret Room

165: We're Gonna Make It

164: The Kurt Vonnegut Special

163: A Man's Man's Guide to Potassium

Hello from Hank and John!

162: The Fault in Our Mars

161: Your Dabbing Uncle Hank

160: You Are Not My Bus

159: The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork

158: President Alligator

157: It's My Soundtrack! (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

156: There Is a Diversity of Opinions Among the People Who Drive This Car

155: Drunk Fruit Squirrels

154: You're Doing Great (w/ Tessa Violet!)

153: Perfectly Normal Art Projects (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

152: Thank You, Hot Fries!!

151: Dapper Dudes

150: Spicy Limes

148: Hiding Nuts

147: Celebrities on a Plane

146: Skate with Snakes

145: Wait to Panic

144: Great, Robust Berries (w/ Jenny Lawson!)

143: Eleven Peas

139: What If the Moon Was One of Us

138: Snappy the T. rex

137: Manhole & Me

136: Wake Up Canadian

135: Danger Noodles and Little Boops (w/ Emily Graslie!)

134: The Millennial Avocadome

133: Fork Bouquet

132: Schrödinger's Floor

131: Space War Fears

130: The LaCroix Boix

129: The Worst Guest Books

128: AARTcoin

127: How to Befriend a Crow

126: The Space Alien Orange Peel Health Craze

125: Book Hangovers (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

124: Liars and Litterers and Thieves

123: The Incredible Glamorous Hulk

122: The Last Brand Deal

121: Every Plum Has Its Thorn

120: Snake Cuddle Time

119: Water Is Dry (w/ Greg Miller!)

118: Heavy Baby Bib! (w/ Alex Goldman!)

117: Lightsaber Your Tiny House (w/ Katherine Green!)

116: Do Not Enter the Craft Fort! (w/ Caitlin Hofmeister!)

115: Semi-Immortal 35-Year-Olds on Mars

114: Confused About Batman

113: Aardvarks with Guns

112: Toaster Is a Wolf to Dog

111: Omagles All the Way Down

110: One and Less Extra Bone

109: The Catastrophizing Kindergarten Teacher

108: We Would All Be Flounders

107: skREvEL!

106: Cannibal Mermaids

105: Fancy Diving

104: Dove Quivering

103: There Are No Boxes (w/ Gaby Dunn!)

102: The Friend Bucket

101: Knit like a Mofo

100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!

99: A Fusing of the Hair

98: An Army of Burrito Children (w/ Dodie Clark!)

97: Lemon Salty Whales

96: Next Level Laziness

95: Lawn Care Vigilantism

94: Pocket Conspiracy Theories (w/ Matthew Gaydos!)

93: Nothing Fits on a Bumper Sticker

92: Cewebrity

91: Everything Is Everything (w/ Mayim Bialik!)

90: Glitter Soul

89: A Rich Guy with an Affinity for Bats

88: Hank's Profound Graduation Speech

87: The Future Is Gonna Rule

86: This Week in Ryans

85: Stay Gold, Potaterson

84: Live from NerdCon: Nerdfighteria!

83: There's No Rock and Roll on Mars

82: Where There Was Previously Nothing

81: Always Making Progress Forever

80: Life Is Hard and Also Has Good Things

79: Tiny Useless Pelvises (That Are Still There)

78: Being Sure

77: Save Us, Giant Octopus

76: The Best of Dear Hank & John

75: The Nutrient Coconut Milk of Sin (w/ Katherine Green!)

74: The Kindness Muscle

73: Planes, Trains, and Automosqueals

72: Planet Dirt (Hank Returns!)

71: Only Pause for Applause (w/ Hannah Hart!)

70: The Rhythmic Thud of the Space Bar (w/ Ashley Ford!)

69: Live from NerdCon: Stories (w/ Karen Hallion!)

68: Gaga in Space (w/ Tyler Oakley!)

67: Feeling Home

66: A Great Bit of Oratory

65: But... You're a Horse

64: Really Terrible Scandinavian Geography Lessons

63: World Queen

62: Pumpkins and Penguins (and Fiddles)

61: Tiny Acts of Kindness

60: There Is Almost Always a Future

59: Hank's Disaster Preparedness Plan

58: That's the Science (w/ Flula!)

57: Og Nomekop

56: Is It Going to Throw Up?

55: A Proper Dumpster Fire

54: Nerd Punk

53: The Worst Episode Ever

52: We Are in This Together

51: Weird/Bad Dancefighting

50: Things Are Like Other Things

49: Not Not an Adult (w/ Sydney Green!)

48: Pizza John Priorities

47: You're Gonna Be Okay

46: Brotherhood 3.0

45: Not Knowing

44: A Life Sandwich

43: Gotta Be Kitten

42: Mayonnaise Malaise

41: In the Absence of Toes

40: Almost Distressingly Good Advice

39: Feelings Are All Right (with Katherine Green)

38: The Smelling in Your Dwelling

37: The Floridiest Place

36: Grief Is Super Weird

35: Should I Get Baptized if I Don't Believe?

34: YouTube Freaky Friday

33: Putting Water in Cereal?!

32: Broccoli-Flavored Chocolate

31: Breakin' the Law (and Being Good.)

30: Ending the Hiaaeetus!

29: Barbershop Genghis

28: John's Top Ten Probable Apocalypse List

27: Giving Gifts without Breaking the Bank

26: Should I Make Out with My Roommate?

25: LIVE IN NEW YORK it's NARS MEWS!

24: The Great Finger Licking Debate

20: This Episode Contains Puke

19: Should I Abandon My Stuffed Animal?

18: Coming to Terms with your Nerdiness

17: Meeting Taylor Swift('s parents)

16: Handling Awful Roomates

15: Get That In Your Mouth!

14: Jurassic Mars

13: John and Hank and Wheezy Waiter!

12: Tree Climbing Strategies

11: How Do You "Make Something of Yourself"?

10: When Your Friend Likes Ayn Rand...

9: Dear Hank and Felicia (w/ Felicia Day!)

8: Dear Hank and Grace (w/ Grace Helbig!)

7: What to do About Stomach Farts

6: Would You Eat a Moon Sandwich? (w/ Emma Blackery!)

5: Should I Lie to Get a Job? (w/ Maureen Johnson!)

4: What's in a Name?

3: Pain Demands to be Felt

2: It's a Humor Podcast!

1: The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?