267: Most Mortified Finale pt 1

266: The Fascinating Girl

265: Most Mortified Semifinals - Chicago vs Portland

264: Why My Name is Robert

263: Most Mortified Semifinals: Denver vs DC/Baltimore

262: Crossover episode: Rock That Doesn't Roll

261: Most Mortified: NY vs BOS vs CHI

260: My Eminem Dreams

259: Most Mortified: Los Angeles vs. DC/Baltimore

258: Jodie Sweetin's Teenage Diary

257: The Doogie or The Vinnie

256: Most Mortified - Denver vs. SF/Oakland

255: "We Made Out, etc."

254: Most Mortified - ATX vs. PDX

253: The Origin Story

252 Plenty of Fish

Robot Diaries + Announcement

251: Secret Lives of the Well Behaved

250: For Bonnie, Carolyn and Rachel

249: This Isn't Going to Last

248: Colin Quinn + Tyra Banks

247: Tale of Two Hippies

246: I Was An Artsy Kid (w/ Gillian Jacobs & Rider Strong)

245: Truth, Dare and Cher

244: Jessica's Diary

243: I Want You Back

242: I Had A Mean Streak

241: Homesick in India

240: I Want Some Action

239: I Love Musicals

238: My Inner Wednesday Addams

237: Brownies & Ben Affleck

236: Harvard Material

235: Sweet Valley High + Animorphs

234: Model UN + Czech Mates

233: Mom Gets It On

232: Writing to God

Bonus Episode: Making Trouble

231: Songs in the Key of Tom

230: Jonas Brothers, Hanson & Dream Street

229: A Message to My Future Self

228: Friends or Rivals?

227: My Sexually Frustrated Fiction (w/ Martin Starr & more)

226: I'm In Love With My Straight Friend

225: Why Am I So Pissed Off?

224: Hadley's Playground

223: The Science Of Love

222: My Pop Culture Obsession (Jenna Fischer, Katie Holmes, Zach De La Rocha)

221: Two Mighty Misfits

220: It Happened in Hebrew School

219: I Want To Be More Than Friends

218: Foodies

217: Totally Out of My League

216: Joyride

215: You Need to Convert

214: Wrong Distance Relationships

213: I Need a Vacation

212: If You Love Me, Prove It

211: I'm Deeper Than You

210: I Wanted to be a Hip Hop Legend

209: Un-True Crime feat. Danny Pudi

208: Let's Party! feat. Ophira Eisenberg

207: I Can't Resist Bad Boys

206: Hometown Heroes

205: Mortified Meditation

204: I'm So Over You

203: Screw Your Traditions

202: Troublemakers

201: Rachel's Diary

200: What Have We Learned from 200 Episodes?

199: I Can't Believe I Did That

198: I'm Obsessed w My BFF (w PEN15's Anna Konkle and Maya Erskine)

197: Adventures in Homeschooling

196: How TV Saved My Life

195: I Need a Pen Pal

194: Totally Clueless Makeovers

193: Dude Poets Society

192: What I Learned From My Parents

191: Most Likely to Save Us from a Global Crisis

190: I Need A Pep Talk

189: Get Me Outta Here!

188: Kid Reporters

187 Surprise Episode: Live in Oakland

186: Smells Like Team Spirit

185: Horse Girls

184 Long Haul: The Moment My Life Changed Forever

183: Teen Angst in a Trailer Park

182: I Grew Up Persian American

181: Cats, Star Wars and other things that ruined your holiday

180: Kiss Me, Dammit

A Holiday Gift from Team Mortified (Feat. Helen Zaltzman)

179: Dungeons, Dragons and Totally Awkward Diaries

178: I'm an Old Soul Trapped Inside a Kid's Body

177: My Family Drives Me Nuts

176: Mortified’s Battle of the Teenage Rock Gods

175: I Don't Get How Sex Works

174: Teen Angst in the Twin Cities

173: I Still Have An Imaginary Friend

172: When Jocks Were My Jam

171: Band Geeks Rule!

170: My Mom Wants My Teacher!?

169: 1960's Sweethearts

168: Roughing It

167: Stoners

166: My Diary is a Jane Austen Novel

165: The Deathisode pt2: I'm Not Going to Die a Virgin!

164: Moms Never Win

163: The Deathisode pt1: Interrupting Cow

162: Love Hurts: Grade School Edition

161: 22 Ways My Diary Reads Like a Cosmo

160: Age/Sex/Location pt 2

159: Age/Sex/Location pt 1

158: My Mormon Valentine

157: Brotherly Love

156: Magical Thinking

155: The Naughty List

154: Soap Operas Are My Life pt2

Bonus Episode featuring The Radiotopia Family

153: Soap Operas Are My Life pt1

152: Friends For Life (feat. Ezra Miller)

151: Confessions of a Catholic School Girl

150: Stick it to the Man

149: Puberty Transformed Me Into A Monster (feat. Big Mouth's Andrew Goldberg)

148: I Love Lord of the Rings

147: Does Dating Karma Exist?

146: Three Little Pigs

145: My Journal Was My Coach

144: My First Job

143: International Affairs

142: I’m No Princess

141: Camp Buy Me Love

140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)

139: Iron Maidens

138: Romance Rocks! (w/ special guest Johnny Marr)

137: Daaaaaaad!!

136: Chicano PRIDE

135: College PRIDE

134: I Was a Total Prankster

133: What Not to Admit in Your Class Journal

132: I’m Totally Obsessed With You

131: Please Read My Livejournal!

130: Girl Power

128: Kid Perfectionists

127 Cynthia: I Need a (Straight) Man

126: I Would Die to Meet JTT

125 Noam: The Unorthodox Jew

124: Saved by the Bo

123: My Gothic Valentine

122: Indie Kids (w/ Franz Ferdinand)

121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno

120: The Virgin Episode

119: Everyone’s a Critic

118: I Was A Teenage Grinch (& other tales of holiday cheer)

117: Let’s Get Married!

116: I Found My Sister’s Diary!

115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island

114: Kids Who Teach

113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer

112: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)

111: Drama Club Kids

110: The Student and The Teacher

109: The September Issue

108: The New Kid

107: One Hundred Percent Jersey Girl

106: Let’s Start a Band! (w/ Sylvan Esso)

105: How to Become a Catfish

104: An Affair to Forget

103: The Boy Next Door

102: I Wanna Be A GLOW Girl (w/ Kate Nash and Kia Stevens)

101 Bren: My Best Friends are Movies of the Week

100: OMG, We Hit 100! (The Milestones Episode)

99: Mortified, Interrupted

98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)

97: 20th Century Moms (w/ Mike Mills)

96 Jesse: My Two Moms

95: Not THAT 70’s Show

94: Hunger Games

93: My Starter Romance

92 Ashley: Where The Wild Teens Are

91: Kid Detectives

90: Kid Criminals (feat. Phoebe Judge)

89: An Ode to Childhood Pets

88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life

87: Kids That Protest

86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (feat. Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit)

85 Celebrity Obsession Pt2: Dear Mr. Belvedere

84 Celebrity Obsession Pt1: Fan Letters

83: My New Year’s Resolution is…You

82: Merry Gift-Mas

81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer

80: It’s A Family Affair

79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid

78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds

77: My Worst Fear

76: Totally Juvenile Election Special

75: Confessions of a Duran Duran Fan

74: My Diary Will Go Down in History

73 Back to School Series: Passing Notes

72 Back to School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life

71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous

70: Jagged Little Parodies

69: Sex By Numbers

68 Paul: The Family Misfit

67 Chandrika: From India With Love

66: I Hate Summer Vacation

65: Cold War Kids

64 Carolyn: Dad vs The Love Boat

63: Dazed and Confused

62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction

61: How Not To Masturbate (and Other Hollow Victories)

60 Angela: I Have Bad Gaydar

59 Nicole: Don’t Mess with a Texas Momma

58 Forbidden Crushes Part 3: My Secret Gay Crush

57 Forbidden Crushes Part 2: The Janitor

56 Forbidden Crushes part 1: The Vice Principal

55: Bases Loaded

54: Don’t F*ck with Emiko

53: Diary Of An Ugly American

52: The Period Piece (There Will Be Blood)

51: How Not To Win An Oscar (feat. Elijah Wood, Busy Phillips)

50: I Was A Boy Band Fangirl

49: Why Do I Date A**Holes?

48: City Mouse vs Country Mouse

47 Will: I Was A Teenage Media Mogul

46 Jill: Dear Grandpa

Bonus Episode: Mortified Meets The Allusionist

45 Emma: The Girl Who Cried Y2K

44 Christina: Dear Santa, I Want A Headbanger

43: Boys DO Cry (w/ special guest CHVRCHES)

42 Jason: King of Scotland

41 Jackie Tohn & the Gratitude Journal

40 Sarah: Everyone Knows I Love You

39 Katie: My Stripper Play (feat. Alison Brie)

38: Kids on The Campaign Trail

37: Mortified’s Monsters of Halloween

36 Tyler & Janelle: Love, America Online Style

35 Colin: Don’t Tell Anyone I Like You

34 Jessica: I was a Ten Year-Old Maid

33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary!

32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star

31: Mortified’s Tribute To Teachers’ Pets

30 Darryl: The Horny Romantic

29: Mortified’s Tribute to Neurotic Teens

28 Xiomara: Searching for The Cure

27 Jessica: I Was A Teen Prison Wife

26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle

25 Ashley: Why I Hate The SATs

24 Damian: Friends with Benefits

23 Retta: The Academic

22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward

21: Mortified’s Summer Camp Spectacular!

20 Lizzy: My Semester in South Africa

19 Stacey: Life of the Party

18 Jordan: Jurassic Park Fan Fiction

17 Katie: Saving Katharine Hepburn

16 Brooke: I Was A Teenage Witch

15 Tynan: Peace! One Luv!

14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?

13 David: Mile High Club

12 Keri: Handies are OK

11 Heath: Lesser Than Zero

10 Sarah: Nerd Hunter

09 Steve: Gringo of the Year

08 Shelley: Are You There God? It’s Me, Shelley.

07 Sherry: Good Cheer

06 Adam: Rhyme or Reason

05 Alessandra: Lips

04 Jimmy: Throw in the Towel

03 Kevin: Final Frontier

02 Sakena: Mr. Telephone Man

01 Tom: My Funny Valentine