Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

    A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

  • 312: Reviews of Trampoline Parks

  • 311: Reviews of Old People Food

  • 310: Reviews of Arcades

  • 309: Halloween Extravaganza

  • 308: Reviews of Ghost Hunting Equipment

  • 307: Reviews of Caskets

  • 306: Reviews of Stuff for Your Man Cave

  • 305: Xandy Things Because It's My Birthday

  • 304: Reviews of Bell Towers

  • 303: Reviews of Football Stadiums

  • 302: LIVE from Washington, DC!

  • 301: Best Reviews from Tour 2024

  • 300: REVIEWS OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

  • 299: Reviews of Travel Agencies

  • 298: Reviews of Wisconsin Dells

  • 297: Between You And Us

  • 296: Reviews of Pet Supplements

  • 295: LIVE from Salt Lake City!

  • 294: Reviews of Catholic Schools

  • 293: Reviews of Dog Groomers

  • 292: Reviews of Fireworks Stores

  • 291: Reviews of Museum Gift Shops

  • 290: Reviews of Fake Plants

  • 289: Reviews of Pride Parades

  • 288: Reviews of Hot Air Balloon Rides

  • 287: Reviews of Food Delivery Services

  • 286: Reviews of Jude Law

  • 285: Reviews of Shrek

  • 284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks

  • 283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals

  • 282: Reviews of Groupons

  • 281: Reviews of Mattress Stores

  • 280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences

  • 279: Review of Paint and Sips

  • 278: Reviews from 2004

  • 277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2

  • 276: Reviews of Rest Stops

  • 275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles

  • 274: Reviews of Lego

  • 273: Reviews of Fall Out Boy

  • 272: Reviews of Reality Dating Shows

  • 271: Reviews of The Office

  • 270: Reviews of Moving Companies

  • 269: Reviews of Hot Sauces

  • 268: Reviews of Schiefer

  • 267: Between You And Us

  • 266: Reviews of Community Colleges

  • 265: Reviews of Skating Rinks

  • 264: Reviews of Drag Brunch

  • 263: Reviews of Nude Beaches

  • 262: Reviews of Tattoo Parlors

  • 261: Reviews of Food Trucks

  • 260: Barbie or Oppenheimer?

  • 259: Glassdoor Reviews

  • 258: Reviews of Hair Dye

  • 257: Reviews of Horror Movies

  • 256: Reviews of Naughty Halloween Costumes

  • 255: Reviews of Pet Halloween Costumes

  • 254: Reviews of Corn Mazes

  • 253: Reviews of Florida Man

  • 252: Reviews of Laser Tag

  • 251: Reviews of Trails

  • 250: Reviews of Children’s Museums

  • 249: Reviews of Microwave Meals

  • 248: Best Reviews From Tour

  • 247: Reviews of Haunted Hotels

  • 246: Dr. Christine

  • 245: Reviews of Topgolf

  • 244: Reviews of Squishmallows

  • 243: Reviews of Hobby Lobby

  • 242: Reviews of Smut

  • 241: Reviews of Whole Foods

  • 240: Reviews of Thrift Stores

  • 239: Reviews of County Fairs and Porn

  • 238: Twilight or Classic Literature?

  • 237: Reviews of Classic Literature

  • 236: Reviews of Twilight

  • 235: Reviews of Themed Bed and Breakfasts

  • 234: Reviews of Vacation Bible Schools

  • 233: Reviews of 90s Computer Games

  • 232: Reviews of Coachella

  • 231: Reviews of Preschools

  • 230: Reviews of Disney Channel Original Movies

  • 229: Reviews of Weed

  • 228: Reviews of Rage Rooms

  • PREVIEW: Xandy and Christine on Double Threat

  • 227: Reviews of Hallmark Movies

  • 226: Reviews of 90s Sitcoms

  • 225: Reviews of Amusement Parks

  • 224: Reviews of Breastaurants

  • 223: Reviews of Pawn Shops

  • 222: Reviews of Boxed Wine

  • 221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

  • 220: Reviews of Church Festivals

  • 219: Reviews of The Sims

  • 218: Reviews of Subscription Boxes

  • 217: Reviews of Stores that No Longer Exist

  • 216: Reviews of Gated Communities

  • 215: Reviews of Buffet Restaurants

  • 214: Reviews of Wedding DJs

  • 213: Reviews of Gingerbread Houses

  • 212: Reviews of Mall Santas

  • 211: Reviews of Elf on the Shelf

  • 210: Reviews of Hallmark Christmas Movies

  • 209: Reviews of Towns with Lewd Names

  • 208: Reviews of Caves

  • 207: Reviews of Ben & Jerry's

  • 206: Reviews of Our Dad's Mail

  • 205: Reviews of HOT TOPIC

  • Between You And Us: Episode 41

  • 204: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese

  • 203: Reviews of Spirit Halloween Stores

  • 202: The Eek! Episode

  • 201: Reviews of Children's Shows

  • Between You And Us: Episode 40

  • 200: Reviews of Our Embarrassing Moments

  • 199: Wedding Chapels in Las Vegas, NV

  • 198: Reviews of Matchmaking Services

  • 197: Reviews of Board Games

  • 196: Reviews of Useless Wish Products

  • Between You And Us: Episode 39

  • Between You And Us: Episode 38

  • 195: Reviews of 55+ Communities

  • 194: Reviews of Summer Camps

  • 193: Reviews of Cruises

  • 192: Reviews of Claire's

  • 191: Reviews of Recipes

  • 190: Reviews of Cemeteries

  • 189: Reviews of Chipotle

  • 188: Toddler Beds

  • Between You And Us: Episode 37

  • 187: Reviews of Camera Stores

  • 186: Reviews of Trader Joe's

  • 185: Reviews of Ships

  • 184: Reviews of Reality TV Shows

  • 183: Reviews of Michelin Star Restaurants

  • Between You And Us: Episode 36

  • 182: Reviews of Cat Cafes

  • 181: Reviews of Waffle Houses

  • 180: Reviews of Towing Companies

  • 179: Reviews of IKEA

  • Between You And Us: Episode 35

  • 178: Reviews of Children's Books

  • 177: Reviews of As Seen On TV Products

  • 176: Reviews of American Girl Doll Locations

  • 175: Reviews of Exterminators

  • 174: Etsy Reviews

  • Between You And Us: Episode 34

  • 173: Reviews of Rainforest Cafe

  • 172: Reviews of Coffee Shops in Amsterdam

  • 171: Reviews of Hard Rock Cafe

  • 170: Reviews of Benihana

  • Between You And Us: Episode 33

  • 169: Reviews of Halls of Fame

  • 168: Reviews of Sushi Restaurants in Landlocked States

  • 167: Reviews of Shein Products

  • 166: Reviews of Phone Repair Shops

  • Between You And Us: Episode 32

  • 165: Reviews of Perfumes

  • 164: Revisiting Old Friends

  • 163: Reviews of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville

  • 162: Reviews of Helen, Georgia

  • Between You And Us: Episode 31

  • 161: Reviews of Lighthouses

  • 160: Reviews of Ornaments

  • 159: Holiday Reviews

  • 158: QVC Holiday Special

  • 157: Reviews of Christmas Tree Farms

  • Between You And Us: Episode 30

  • 156: Subway or Subway?

  • 155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches

  • 154: Reviews of Subway Stations

  • 153: Rate My Professors

  • 152: Reviews of Halloween Attractions

  • Between You And Us: Episode 29

  • 151: Reviews of Halloween Costumes

  • 150: Reviews of Halloween Movies

  • 149: Pumpkin Reviews

  • 148: The Ultimate Karen

  • Between You And Us: Episode 28

  • 147: Reviews of Whale Watching

  • 146: Reviews of Beanie Babies

  • 145: Reviews of Airports

  • 144: Reviews of Cracker Barrels

  • Between You And Us: Episode 27

  • 143: Reviews of Minor League Baseball Stadiums

  • 142: Reviews of Public Art

  • 141: Reviews of Storage Facilities

  • 140: Reviews of Candle Stores

  • Between You And Us: Episode 26

  • 139: Reviews of Truck Stops

  • 138: Reviews of Ripley's Believe It or Not!

  • 137: Reviews of Car Rentals

  • 136: Reviews of Islands

  • 135: Reviews of Pride Merch

  • Between You And Us: Episode 25

  • Between You And Us: Episode 24

  • 134: Reviews of Dick's Last Resorts

  • 133: Reviews of Gay Bars

  • 132: Reviews of Public Pools

  • 131: Reviews of the Gaylord Opryland

  • 130: Reviews of the Mall of America

  • 129: Reviews of Obscure Museums

  • 128: World's Largest Landmarks

  • 127: Nurseries Plants Garden Centers Seeds? and Seeds Germination Germination! Etsy Etsy Etsy Plant Sellers Plant Sales

  • 126: Diners on Route 66

  • Between You And Us: Episode 23

  • 125: Pasty Shops in Michigan

  • 124: Reviews of Escape Rooms

  • 123: Lil Nas X

  • 122: Reviews of Churches

  • Between You And Us: Episode 22

  • 121: Reviews of Fish Fries

  • 120: Bagel Shops in New York, New York

  • 119: Reviews of Crystal Shops

  • 118: Reviews of Six Flags

  • 117: Valentine's Day Reviews

  • 116: Poutineries in Canada

  • 115: Reviews of Girl Scout Cookies

  • Between You And Us: Episode 21

  • 114: Reviews of Renaissance Fairs

  • 113: Government Buildings in Hawaii

  • 112: Reviews of Music Venues

  • Between You And Us: Episode 20

  • 111: Reviews of Golden Corral

  • 110: Ghost Towns in Texas

  • 109: New Year Reviews

  • 108: Holiday Reviews

  • 107: Reviews of Driving Schools

  • 106: MLMs in Utah

  • Between You And Us: Episode 19

  • 105: Reviews of Target

  • 104: Black Friday Reviews

  • 103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota

  • 102: Reviews of Private Investigators

  • 101: Autumnal Reviews

  • 100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

  • 99: Halloween Reviews

  • 98: Cemeteries in Louisiana

  • 97: Apple Orchards in New Hampshire

  • 96: Corn Mazes in Iowa

  • 95: Daycares in Indiana

  • 94: Airports in North Carolina

  • 93: Malls in New Jersey

  • 92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA

  • 91: Beaches in Rhode Island

  • 90: Small Towns in Ohio

  • Between You And Us: Episode 18

  • 89: Lighthouses in Maine

  • 88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri

  • 87: Cowboy Boots in Texas

  • 86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado

  • Between You And Us: Episode 17

  • 85: Garbage Plates in Rochester, NY

  • 84: Historical Sites in Italy

  • 83: Zoos in Norway

  • 82: Scuba Diving in Guam

  • 81: Adventure Parks in Puerto Rico

  • 80: KFC in Japan

  • Podcast Blackout

  • 79: Reviews of Water Parks

  • Schiefer Madness: Few Things Considered

  • 78: Craft Stores in Raleigh, NC

  • Schiefer Madness: Karma Will Prevail

  • 77: Lakes in Minnesota

  • Between You And Us: Episode 16

  • 76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA

  • Between You And Us: Episode 15

  • 75: Buffalo Wings in Buffalo, NY

  • Schiefer Madness: Animal Crossing

  • 74: Cigar Shops in Cuba

  • Schiefer Madness: it's about GI troubles that we all have

  • 73: Monuments in Washington, D.C.

  • Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer

  • 72: Resorts in Mexico

  • Schiefer Madness: Tiger King

  • 71: Universities in England

  • Schiefer Madness: Quarantine Cuties

  • 70: Lord of the Rings in New Zealand

  • Schiefer Madness: Social Distancing

  • 69: Saint Patrick's Day Reviews Extravaganza

  • 68: Beaches in Australia

  • Between You And Us: Episode 14

  • 67: Reviews of Disney Parks

  • 66: Nightclubs in Berlin, Germany

  • 65: Tescos in Dublin, Ireland

  • 64: Valentine's Day Reviews Extravaganza

  • Between You And Us: Episode 13

  • Live at Spotify HQ in New York, NY

  • 63: Karaoke Bars in Halifax, NS

  • 62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH

  • 61: Casinos in Biloxi, MS

  • 60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS

  • Between You And Us: Episode 12

  • 59: Resorts in Charleston, SC

  • 58: Arcades in Nashville, TN

  • 57: Holiday Reviews Extravaganza

  • 56: Ski Resorts in Burlington, VT

  • 55: Car Dealerships in Fargo, ND

  • Between You And Us: Episode 11

  • 54: Menards in Eau Claire, WI

  • 53: Thanksgiving Reviews Extravaganza

  • 52: Dry Cleaners in Columbia, MD

  • 51: Golf Courses in Des Moines, IA

  • Between You And Us: Episode 10

  • 50: Apartment Complexes in Grand Rapids, MI

  • 49: Spooky Spots in Salem, MA

  • 48: Halloween Stores in Virginia Beach, VA

  • 47: Wineries in Los Gatos, CA

  • Between You And Us: Episode 9

  • 46: Fitness Centers in Cheyenne, WY

  • 45: Tanning Salons in Huntington Beach, CA

  • 44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE

  • 43: Antique Stores in Portland, ME

  • 42: Ice Cream Parlors in Charleston, WV

  • Between You And Us: Episode 8

  • 41: Psychics in Albuquerque, NM

  • 40: Gas Stations in Wilmington, DE

  • 39: Bookstores in Portland, OR

  • 38: McDonald's Restaurants in Billings, MT

  • Between You And Us: Episode 7

  • 37: Dollar Stores in Birmingham, AL

  • 36: Banks in Charlotte, NC

  • 35: Souvenir Shops in Atlantic City, NJ

  • 34: Walmarts in Sioux Falls, SD

  • 33: Bars in Columbus, OH

  • Between You And Us: Episode 6

  • 32: Sporting Goods Stores in Anchorage, AK

  • 31: Breweries in Little Rock, AR

  • 30: Crab Houses in Baltimore, MD

  • Between You And Us: Episode 5

  • 29: Movie Theaters in Providence, RI

  • 28: Tattoo Shops in Tulsa, OK

  • 27: Ghost Tours in New Orleans, LA

  • 26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI

  • 25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ

  • Between You And Us: Episode 4

  • 24: Post Offices in Washington, DC

  • 23: Toy Stores in Chicago, IL

  • 22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI

  • 21: Elementary Schools in Pittsburgh, PA

  • 20: Nostalgia in Los Angeles, CA

  • Between You And Us: Episode 3

  • 19: Coffee Shops in Seattle, WA

  • 18: Comedy Clubs in Hartford, CT

  • 17: Hospitals in Boston, MA

  • 16: Hardware Stores in Nashville, TN

  • Between You And Us: Episode 2

  • 15: Record Stores in Indianapolis, IN

  • 14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA

  • 13: Comic Book Shops in New York, NY

  • 12: Liquor Stores in Louisville, KY

  • Between You And Us: Episode 1

  • 11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV

  • 10: Museums in Boise, ID

  • 9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA

  • 8: Dentists in Denver, CO

  • 7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX

  • 6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT

  • 5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI

  • 4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL

  • 3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN

  • 2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO

  • 1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH

  • TRAILER

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