Childproof

    Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding...

  • Sibling Math & Tooth Fairy Lore

  • Elf On A Shelf, Sensory Santa, & Letting Go Of Mom Guilt

  • The Ultimate Mom Gift Guide

  • Talking To The Turkey And Crying

  • In the Eye Of The Hurricane, We Regulate

  • You Win, But I Get To Be Right Next Time

  • Show Me Where Floppy Is On The Feelings Wheel

  • The Google Rabbit Holes Of Parenting

  • We Are Not The Only People Here

  • The Parental Paradox

  • Our Kids Are Not Our Hobbies

  • The Take-Home Folder Of Doom

  • We’re All In This Mail Bag Together

  • Breakfast Candy And Sprinkle Sandwiches

  • A Very, Merry, Unbirthday Bash

  • Hard Conversations Are Worth Having

  • My Closet Of Requirement

  • Goblins Go To The Zoo

  • Ear Candy for the Soul Ft. Tim Kubart

  • There Be Dragons

  • New School Year, Same Backpack

  • Glitter Is Not The Devil

  • Ages and Stages: Boss Level

  • Ages And Stages: The Saga Continues

  • Ages And Stages: The Early Years

  • I Don’t Let My Kids Win

  • Why Is Her Butt So Big?

  • Let Your Kids Get Hurt

  • Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself

  • Toothpaste Is Not Skincare

  • The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling

  • Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran

  • First Birthday Mail Bag

  • Why Fight The Robots?

  • Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?

  • We Look With Our Eyes

  • You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra

  • Lower Your Expectations

  • Spring Break, Mom Break

  • Kid Spaces And Stuff

  • Feeding Littles, Mediums, And Larges Ft. Megan McNamee

  • Our TikTok Sensation Wrote A Book

  • Stop When You Get To Three "No"s

  • Pop-Tart Funeral

  • Valentines: The School Made Me Do It

  • Lost And Found: Mom Edition

  • Story Time!

  • Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds

  • Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course

  • Unslam The Door

  • Snowmageddon

  • New Year, Same Me

  • The Gift Of No Timer

  • Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2

  • Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1

  • Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup

  • It’s Not A Phase Mom

  • Momsgiving

  • Activating Mom Wait Mode

  • Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret

  • I’m A Bad Mom And So Can You

  • This Is Halloween

  • Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton

  • Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?

  • Break The Cycle, Because I Said So

  • Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation

  • Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel

  • I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2

  • I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1

  • Tidiness Is Morally Neutral

  • Sorry Not Sorry… But I Really Am

  • There’s A Frog In My Backpack

  • You Don’t Need Kids To Listen To This Podcast

  • Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin

  • The Toddler Grief Theory

  • It’s Okay To Say “It’s Okay”

  • It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants

  • I Love My Mom Guilt

  • Find The “Why” Behind The Lie

  • I’m A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person

  • You’re Not Bribing Your Kids Enough

  • Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)

  • My Kids Cuss More Than I Do

  • I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine

  • Am I Doing Mother’s Day Wrong?

  • I Yell At My Kids

  • Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?

  • Childproof (Trailer)

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